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vagalistic 

of or relating to the vagina;
that which is not the vagina or related in any way to the vagina itself but inexplicably reminds one of the vagina;
having a vagina-like quality;
a superlative appropriate for any occasion
Preston: Hey what say we hit taco bell on the way back to the dorm?

Nimrod: nah. how bout captain dave's seafood.

Preston: Not that place is totally vagalistic.
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vagapstick 

Used for when your vagina lips become dry or cracked, also when they are chapped. Moistens, softens, and repairs damaged vagina lips. Found in the same stick you would find chapstick. Very similar to chapstick aside from the fact that it is used on your vagina.
Girl my vagina lips are a little dry can you get me some vagapstick?
vagapstick by bigmac102295 November 5, 2010

Vagistick 

Using a lady's wet vagina as Chapstick if Chapstick is not available.
I had really dry lips this morning, luckily my girlfriend was horny so I used some Vagistick!

Gagalistic 

A word created by Riley McDonough from the band Before You Exit.When something is so good, you want to gag over it.
Rebeca Black would be Gagalistic if nothing came out of her mouth. or Friday used to be Gagalistic before Rebeca Black sung about how"we so excited"
Gagalistic by DoYouFeel May 9, 2011

vandalistic 

Used to describe the actions of a vandal
That vandalistic mofo deserves a slap
vandalistic by Jay4 September 3, 2005

pagalistic 

a hybrid adjective reflecting urdu and english origins. the suffix is taken from english while that which precedes it is urdu. in urdu pagal means "crazy," or "nonsensical."
that argument is pagalistic dude!

i wasn't happy with his candor and the way he pagalistically argued that republicans actually have brains.

my pagalisticness is what you want, baby.
pagalistic by durhamwhoadi April 25, 2011

vaganalisticly 

A condition when sand has been accumulated inside the vagina cause the afflicted to show sparatic emotions ranging from begin depressive to flaunting his ego.
"Man, he acts so vaganalisticly on /all chat. All ways acting like he is nothing then acting like he is better than someone else."
vaganalisticly by Edixorep February 28, 2009
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