Vaginific

Used to describe something bold, strong and of hard matter consistency.

It's a vaginific move on his end. It took guts!

Vaginific by Hachipegasus April 2, 2020

Retinal Vaginitis 

Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.

After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"

The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.

"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"

Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012

Vaginafication 

(noun) Getting something verified by a female friend; getting a girl's point of view on something

I wanted to know if my outfit looked good so I asked my girl Lili for some vaginafication.

I needed some vaginafication before I went out with my new mustache.

Claire vaginaficated the ring I got for my fiancé.

Vaginafication by mcamero2 December 2, 2014

vaginitis 

when a guy complains about small injuries, and he is acting like a pussy and needs to suck it up and play like a champ, he is suffering from vaginitis. symptoms may include owies, booboos, and saying things like "ow my _____ hurts." common cures are a slap to the face or a verbal beating until he recovers.

"Ouch, my knee really hurts from when i fell"
"Oh yea, must be the vaginitis. Quit crying, its fourth down"

vaginitis by chacho February 7, 2006

Virginific 

The act of being a virgin while also be terrific. Only used in drunk settings.

Mid make-out

Girl:"I should probably tell you something"
Boy: "What?"
Girl:"I don't know, I, uh, I..."
Boy: "What is it?"
Girl: "I'm kinda ... virginific"

Virginific by Mary (you know it) November 16, 2006

Virginific 

Being a, or having characteristics similar or resembling a Virgin. May include withholding from all sexual acts but in most cases just from intercorse. Term used in drunk settings when trying to protect one's self from being percived as a S- Bag and from being called a tease when in fact in many respects are just that, a tease.

"Oh, I'll make out with you but not have sex with you, I'm Virginific, remember?"

Virginific by Pumpkin Spice May 24, 2007

vagificate 

to have vaginal muscles so powerful they are able to break an object in half.

Synonym: vaginate

Aly vagificated her metal button splitting it in half

vagificate by Captain Klamydia March 2, 2009