Vaginanuts

1. (n.pl.) Oddly-shaped and elongated testicle sacks that resemble vagina lips.

2. (n.pl.) Baby humans.

1. Johannes von Ballzenzephyr hoisted the tanned hides of his mighty vaginanuts against a stiff Southerly wind, drawing his primitive sea raft towards shore - and revenge!

2. We thought there was only one baby up in thar, but my old lady went and dropped TWO vaginanuts right there in the Qwickie Mart.

by ZapfChance August 12, 2009

Vaginapuss

A word open to your own interpretation.

Cletus wont go into the haunted house. He is a huge vaginapuss.

by Cletus t storm October 22, 2019

vagina nuts

the part of the body that receives trauma from a fake injury

That player was hardly touched, he must have hurt his vagina nuts.

by myrealnameisthis October 2, 2011

vaginaut

Like an astronaut... But for vaginas

The vaginaut likes to explore deep space (in between ladies legs).

by Vaginaut_Julian February 24, 2005

Vaginaut

One who thoroughly explores and charts the unknown regions of the vagina.

Teacher: "Billy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Billy: "I want to go to space and be and Astronaut!"
Teacher: "Nick, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Nick: "I want to explore the Vagina and become a Vaginaut!"

by rambomacken June 19, 2013

vaginamusic

Folky/very soft music, sung almost always by a woman, usually about one's feelings. No electric guitars. Enya is textbook vaginamusic. As is Sarah McLachlan. Tori Amos occasionally produces such music.

"Do you want some music on?"
"Sure - what have you got?"
"Enya."
"Oh God. No. Just No. Anything but vaginamusic. Do you have any AC/DC?"

by L534 September 28, 2008

Vaginanus

A homosexual butthole

Josh was whining like a bitch with a sandbox pussy because Tom wouldn't fuck him in his vaginanus.

by Nasty Nacho May 19, 2006