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The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?
I lost my headphones in my vaginus
Vaginus by Tyler Garner February 20, 2005
(noun) used to describe a person who is half cunt and half asshole.

Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".
Andre: "Dont give me excuses, give me results!"
Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"
Vaginus by Shaka Demus 268 November 1, 2007

Vaginus Beefus 

1. The meaty passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
2.one who will secks you up.
3.visits forums quite often even though he hates them.
Vaginus Beefus by vaginusbeefus August 2, 2004

synchronitus vaginus 

When a group of women who live together have their periods synchronized.
don't you hate when the tri-delts go all synchronitus vaginus and no ones getting anything?

Vaganus Lingerberries

This is the by-product of dingle-berries being left behind, and the sweat from a vagina/ass crack mixing and mingling, altogether causing a foul stench in the area of the vagina. Most noticeable when hitting it from behind.
After a long night of dancing, we left the club and headed home. Shortly thereafter, this amazingly hot chick requested doggy style, bent over, and there it was... that god-awful smell... VAGANUS LINGERBERRIES!

vaginus addictus 

Vaginus Addictus is a common condition, especially implicated in males aged 14-40+ and females with homosexual tendencies. The disorder is characterized by intense urges for poonani and repetitive thoughts of poonani. Men and women with the condition often engage in risky and even futile behaviors to procure poonani. Patients will often negelect important reponsibilities and daily life activities due to the obsessive thoughts, feelings, and behaviors that are common with the illness.
Jeff has a bad case of Vaginus Addictus. All he wants to do is bang. He dropped out of school and goes out every night to get poonani. We're worries about him, but he's in denial and even says it's good for him.
vaginus addictus by thejones3 October 21, 2015
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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