vaginaut

Like an astronaut... But for vaginas

The vaginaut likes to explore deep space (in between ladies legs).

by Vaginaut_Julian February 24, 2005

Vaginaut

One who thoroughly explores and charts the unknown regions of the vagina.

Teacher: "Billy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Billy: "I want to go to space and be and Astronaut!"
Teacher: "Nick, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Nick: "I want to explore the Vagina and become a Vaginaut!"

by rambomacken June 19, 2013

vaginathrob

female equivilent of a boner.

xxxtragedy:lyke omfgz did you see Arik at the show? his pants were lyke soooo tight.

glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!

by jenifer. July 23, 2006

vaginatarian

a person whose diet consists of mostly vagina and maybe some watermelon.

- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick

-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight

by Flowaz in da buildin January 1, 2010

Vaginatribe

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".

I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?

by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010

Vaginatastic

Vaginatastic (n.): The less popular version of bonerific.

origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.

Olamide: See you on Saturday, bonerific!
Dave: aha cool, vaginatastic!

by Sweatheart 8====D March 25, 2010

spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008