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Vaginaut 

One who thoroughly explores and charts the unknown regions of the vagina.
Teacher: "Billy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Billy: "I want to go to space and be and Astronaut!"
Teacher: "Nick, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Nick: "I want to explore the Vagina and become a Vaginaut!"
Vaginaut by rambomacken June 19, 2013

vaginathrob 

female equivilent of a boner.
xxxtragedy:lyke omfgz did you see Arik at the show? his pants were lyke soooo tight.

glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
vaginathrob by jenifer. July 23, 2006

vaginatarian 

a person whose diet consists of mostly vagina and maybe some watermelon.
- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick

-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight

Vaginatribe 

A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".
I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.

Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010

Vaginatastic 

Vaginatastic (n.): The less popular version of bonerific.

origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.
Olamide: See you on Saturday, bonerific!
Dave: aha cool, vaginatastic!

spontaneous vagination 

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.
"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."