vaginaut
vaginaut by Vaginaut_Julian February 24, 2005
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Vaginaut
Teacher: "Billy, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Billy: "I want to go to space and be and Astronaut!"
Teacher: "Nick, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Nick: "I want to explore the Vagina and become a Vaginaut!"
Billy: "I want to go to space and be and Astronaut!"
Teacher: "Nick, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Nick: "I want to explore the Vagina and become a Vaginaut!"
Vaginaut by rambomacken June 19, 2013
Related Words
vaginaut • vaginatarian • vagination • vaginate • vaginaterian • vaginastew • vaginasty • vaginated • vaginatoe • vaginator
vaginathrob
xxxtragedy:lyke omfgz did you see Arik at the show? his pants were lyke soooo tight.
glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
glittergutsxx: yeah he's a totaly vaginathrob!
vaginathrob by jenifer. July 23, 2006
vaginatarian
- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick
-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight
-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight
vaginatarian by Flowaz in da buildin January 1, 2010
Vaginatribe
A play off of the word "diatribe", a vaginatribe is an impassioned rant delivered by a male in regards to his 1) lack of sex, 2) lack of girlfriend or 3) lack of contact with any females whatsoever. Usually delivered in a whiny way implicating comparisons to a "little bitch", which thus provides dual meaning to the word "vaginatribe".
I just don't understand why I have to spend every night alone listening to my old Dashboard Confessional CD's. How many times will I have to look up at the stars and wonder if she is looking at the same star I am? I just want to be next to her, but she doesn't even see me. I wish I could smell her hair once more before I go to bed.
Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Jesus Christ, Mark. Is your vaginatribe over yet?
Vaginatribe by DJ DEUCE GROAN February 16, 2010
Vaginatastic
Vaginatastic (n.): The less popular version of bonerific.
origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.
origin(s): Considering the current delicate social conditions, advocates of the word "bonerific" coined the more female empowering version of the word "vaginatastic" as a token of political correctness and unity.
Vaginatastic by Sweatheart 8====D March 25, 2010
spontaneous vagination
"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."
spontaneous vagination by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.