A vaginasseur is an expert judge of taste, look, smell, and feel of a vagina. This status of expertise is honorific and is typically acknowledged by one's "bros". Earning this title is typically done by being a known sexual deviant. Not only must you have had sex with many women, but you must have talked about each encounter in great detail, vividly describing each vagina to the point of exhaustion.

Tim sure is a sexaholic, he's had sex with at least three hundred girls and can recall every vagina in disgusting detail. I idolize the way that man can describe each fold. He is the ultimate vaginasseur with his keen vaga-analytic abilities.

vaginasseur by 407FLSTCKISS September 24, 2013

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vaginamusic

Folky/very soft music, sung almost always by a woman, usually about one's feelings. No electric guitars. Enya is textbook vaginamusic. As is Sarah McLachlan. Tori Amos occasionally produces such music.

"Do you want some music on?"
"Sure - what have you got?"
"Enya."
"Oh God. No. Just No. Anything but vaginamusic. Do you have any AC/DC?"

vaginamusic by L534 September 28, 2008

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Vaginanus

A homosexual butthole

Josh was whining like a bitch with a sandbox pussy because Tom wouldn't fuck him in his vaginanus.

Vaginanus by Nasty Nacho May 19, 2006

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vaginapulp

The pulp, or internal tissue, of a vagina. Sometimes used as an insult.

"My girlfriend was raggin so hard last night, I guarantee she blew vaginapulp all over my toilet."

"Fred, stop acting like a load of vaginapulp and get your ass over here."

vaginapulp by Richard Orface September 16, 2008

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