a girl with a vagina that sucks in all it comes into contact with, or, as the name implies, a vagina/vacuum
not to be confused with a whore, since the owner of a vaginacuum has no say over it's pure suction power, whereas a whore inserts various objects into her cooter of her own accord
a hint a woman may be the possesor of a vaginacuum is her inability to wear any types of pants without procuring camel toe
vaginacuums can come in many colors, shapes, and sizes, including highlighter yellow
When one of your male friends is being controlled by his girlfriend. There are other instances in when the male will ditch his friends for his girlfriend repeaditly or without warning. Also, constant hanging out and romantic occasions on weekends over nights with the boys may be frequent.
Jordan fell into the pit of vaginas today by going out to lunch with his girlfriend without notice; as he normally goes out with his guy friends.
"Neptune is over 2 billion miles away from Earth and was the first planet found by mathematical prediction rather than by empirical observation., now that’s a Ganesh of Vaginas!"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.