Pretty much the best guy you'll ever find. He's insanely talented, beautiful, and strong. He'll always be there at your side no matter what kind of hell he has to go through to get there. He's your best friend, no matter what, and you can talk with him about anything and everything. You'll always laugh together, through the highs and the lows. If you've got a Johannes, keep him around. He's worth it every time.
by Pseudonym has too many letters July 06, 2013
Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.
Johannes christ our lord and saviour
by Choklad papi March 06, 2017
by Definelty not joahannes April 20, 2020
Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.
by SophoJoJo February 06, 2010
Johannes is a very outgoing, funny, good looking and self confident person. He always says what’s on his mind.
He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.
It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.
If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
He’s also a really good friend and can give good advice.
It’s hard for Johannes to open up to people and talk about deep things, so if you have him as a friend treat him well and be lenient. Sometimes he needs somebody who’s listening to his problems, so take a seat and give him good advice.
If you’re on a party you always see girls checking him out. But he has a girlfriend, of course! If you get lucky enough to have a Johannes as a friend, don’t let him go. He’s extremely easy to upset but also comes down really fast. He gives the best hugs! If you get the chance to hug him you may instantly fall in love with him.
Girl 1: Did you see the good looking boy yesterday? He gave me the best hug I’ve ever had!
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend
Girl 1: dammit
Girl 2: you must met Johannes, but he has a girlfriend
Girl 1: dammit
by Johannes Little Sister May 03, 2020
by ThaRealMuhfugga January 03, 2017
by Elias cp October 09, 2018