Me - "Hey Jimmy, did you know that Jesus tells women to keep silent in the churches?"

Jimmy - "Well, that's just your interpretation."

Me - "Hey Amar, did you know that the Qu'ran instructs its followers to conquer the earth, converting or subduing those in the process?"

Amar - "That's a flawed interpretation. MY Islam is a peaceful one."

Interpretation by SocialistBJ March 28, 2009

interpretation

increasingly popular flash animations made on paint / powerpoint / microsoft movie maker, in which somebody takes a song, where it's hard to understand the lyrics. then if they don't like it, they can completely take the piss out of it and pwn it anyway they see fit. or if they like it, they can do an equally funny but good natured one.

started on youtube in about february 2006.

interpretation of fallout boy's dance dance = fallout boy's teds pants

interpretation by joey i am August 30, 2006

Interpretation

You said I can't control your interpretation of events but it's funny because...

Hym "That's exactly what you're doing isn't it? Controlling your interpretation of events to ENSURE AS A MATTER OF FIAT... That YOUR interpretation... DOES NOT COMPORT... With MY interpretation. That is it. Hym = Bad, therefore, it isn't what Hym says. It MUST be something else. It can't be retard sex cult! It must be that he's the reincarnation of Hugh Hefner! It's not weaponized schizophrenia! You're just an asshole who deserves to have happen what I'm doing to you!"

Interpretation by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Humorous Interpretation

A. A National Forensics League division. consisting of one performance that is 10 minutes long, or a play that has been cut down to 10 minutes. That piece must be funny, varying from "not really funny at all" to "L.M.F.A.O." levels of funny.

B. The only forensics event worth watching

A. I did excerpts from the play "Greater Tuna" for Humorous Interpretation, and that audience was dying of laughter!

B. Guy: I didn't make finals, what event should I watch
Girl: Humorous Interpretation, duh!

Humorous Interpretation by Duct Tape Pants November 10, 2013

Humorous interpretation

Also known as HI, humorous interpretation is an event in the interpretation category of speech and debate. Speakers give a 10 minute speech switching characters, voices and spitting everywhere. Most drama happens in this event as judges do not understand how to judge it. Pops and transition noises between characters are essential. You will most likely see the classic haaaaaapt sound. This event is owned by the god of humorous interpretation Don Zolidis, who has written a number of scripts. If one does a Don Zolidis piece, they may have subjected themselves to teasing. Humorous interpretation or Humor is mostly done by lanky white boys and girls in the event is a rarity. These pasty long boys get far because they can get away with many sexual jokes that females can not. Out of all the events, humor is watched frequently.

If you’re looking to heal your broken soul, go watch some humorous interpretation videos.

Humorous interpretation by VINCENTVANCOUGH March 6, 2018

broad interpretation

An expansive overall viewing or enforcement of laws in da context of how da wider-hipped half of da gender-pool would feel, react, etc.

Women are now legally permitted to work in virtually any trade they choose, but of course dat's just a broad interpretation of da law; there are still exceptions.

broad interpretation by QuacksO January 6, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026