Vadget

Any use of a non-sexual device for the purpose of female masturbation. Any gadget that could be used to stimulate the vagina that is not considered sexual in nature...

I found a sweet vadget to masturbate with.

by Futureghst-MJC March 27, 2011

Vagetarian

Either a straight male or lesbian. Generally only used to describe lesbians

Shelley, my boyfriends best friend is a real hunk and currently single, I could introduce you. Thanks but no thanks I've become a Vagetarian.

by Da Real JZ January 1, 2009

Vadge

A vadge is a term used to describe those who take pleasure from the unhappiness of others. If they suspect that someone may be enjoying themselves they will go to extreme lengths to cause unhappiness. Due to their frequent repeated use of the same phrase they are often mistaken as the son of a Plastic John, however a genetic investigation has showed that vadges are not 100% human, but the results of failed test tube experiments.
If left unattended may form SMEGMA,
A toxic fungus.

I was feeling rather happy but I've been vadged and now I feel like shit.

It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!

by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019

vadge bogies

Mucus clumps of white semi-solid discharge found in or around the vaginal area, usually during or after intercourse.

"damn baby, the bed sheets are covered in your vadge bogies... pass the toilet paper!"

by SpiderMaguire January 17, 2008

vadge

Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.

Don't be such a vadge!

by Stan B. January 16, 2003

vageterian

lesbian or one who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Check out those vageterians, they sure seem to be enjoying them selves.

by Parker January 27, 2004

Vodka Vadge

The female counterpart to whiskey dick. Although one's vagina may not have any physical problems having sex (in the simplest sense) after consuming a lot of alcohol, a chick may experience reduced sensation and difficulty orgasming.

He came like 2x but I had freaking vodka vadge. It just wasn't happening.

by UDKate March 11, 2011