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Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind
That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

frozen mixed vegetable cocks 

Anything that Randy has serious difficulty with, also used as a stand in for "OH SHIT" or "FUCK"
*Randy burns himself on an oven*
Randy: "Frozen mixed vegetable cocks!"

Vegetables hulk 

Vegetables hulk is a unspecified thing, a random person playing ROBLOX murder mystery was spamming this
Dude; vegetables hulk
Flamango; AAAAAAAH

Vegetable Lasagna 

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.
Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!
Vegetable Lasagna by Penny P August 15, 2008

vegetable 

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard
Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.
vegetable by TheGoldenPeanut February 28, 2017

wedding vegetables 

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Englebert enjoyed rubbing his wedding vegetables on a daily basis.

Why hast thou pounded my wedding vegetables so? I will be racked with pain for much time to come.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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