Prosecuting attorney: is it true that you and all males are by nature stupid and inferior to women?
Witness: No
Prosecuting attorney: Do you understand the question or should I rephrase for a male to understand?
Defending attorney: Your honor I object, the prosecutor is vadgering the witness.
An older female that is very tenacious and aggressive (like a badger) when going after young men in a bar setting . These females define themselves as a "cougar", but their age and looks do not tell the same story.
Guy1: "Man... at the bar last night, I could not get rid of this old lady that kept badgering me...."
Guy2: "Was she hot?"
Guy1: "Nope, she was a VADGER!!"
/vædʒər/ A play on the word "badger." A girl or woman who is a condescending, uptight bitch for no apparent reason. This word is probably misogynistic.
The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weirdfucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.
That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*