A vadge is a term used to describe those who take pleasure from the unhappiness of others. If they suspect that someone may be enjoying themselves they will go to extreme lengths to cause unhappiness. Due to their frequent repeated use of the same phrase they are often mistaken as the son of a Plastic John, however a genetic investigation has showed that vadges are not 100% human, but the results of failed test tube experiments.
If left unattended may form SMEGMA,
A toxic fungus.
I was feeling rather happy but I've been vadged and now I feel like shit.

It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!
by Kung Of The Duckheads March 11, 2019
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(Noun, From Vagina) - 1. The female opening though which a dick is inserted for sexual pleasure. (cf. asshole and fuck) 2. A name which ardent anti-feminists name their daughters, which may also be used to refer to any member of the female sex.
1. Did you fuck her vadge, or did you just hit her in the shitter? 2. Hey Vadge, how about passing that blunt already?
by Buttfuckme August 24, 2017
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Vadge (short for vagina)
Man, her leggings were so tight that you could clearly see her vadge spladge.
by Halfords lower May 31, 2018
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Also known as:
and Shoshua
A person called vadge has an uncanny resemblence to the female vagina. Also looks like a walnut from time to time. As well as a wild ape.
Today, Vadge discovered she suffered from terminal vaginal yeast infections.
by Anonymous August 8, 2003
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Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.
Don't be such a vadge!
by Stan B. January 16, 2003
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Means female sexual organ/hole :)
You can describe someone as being vadginous - meaning being like a cunt :D
by dave January 2, 2004
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