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La Vache 

Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.

Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.

La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.
When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".
La Vache by crispymitchy December 12, 2022
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fetchez la vache 

French term for "Fetch the cow".
In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

bois de vache 

18th and 19th century (French) fur trapper term for the use of dried buffalo excrement in place of firewood, a practice adopted from Native Americas of the great plains.

(literally, "wood of the cow" or "cow wood")
Messrs. I implore you, given the frightful chill on this expansive and treeless prairie, might you be so kindly disposed as to collect for us some bois de vache so that we might warm our bodies and lift our spirits?
bois de vache by John C. Fremont August 9, 2009

Asno Vache 

Ass Hole. (spanish) Literally translates as "Donkey Pit". Good to use when swearing is inappropriate
He's a real asno vache
Asno Vache by Vinceums October 7, 2003

vashelite 

A really talented music producer that is capable of rapping, recording & making their own instrumentals.
Wow that DJ is cold! He be spittin' & mixin'! He a vashelite fa sho!
vashelite by datpiffa May 25, 2013
A person acting like a junkie doing anything even if it's unethical to get a Covid 19 vaccine.
Only a Vachead would lie to jump the vaccine line.
Vachead by CancelEverything March 22, 2021
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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