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La Vache 

Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.

Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.

La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.
When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".
La Vache by crispymitchy December 12, 2022
Related Words
Vachel vache Valhella Vachead vached Vachephobia vachetsi Vadhel Vahel Vanhelm

fetchez la vache 

French term for "Fetch the cow".
In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

bois de vache 

18th and 19th century (French) fur trapper term for the use of dried buffalo excrement in place of firewood, a practice adopted from Native Americas of the great plains.

(literally, "wood of the cow" or "cow wood")
Messrs. I implore you, given the frightful chill on this expansive and treeless prairie, might you be so kindly disposed as to collect for us some bois de vache so that we might warm our bodies and lift our spirits?

Asno Vache 

Ass Hole. (spanish) Literally translates as "Donkey Pit". Good to use when swearing is inappropriate
He's a real asno vache
Asno Vache by Vinceums October 7, 2003

vashelite 

A really talented music producer that is capable of rapping, recording & making their own instrumentals.
Wow that DJ is cold! He be spittin' & mixin'! He a vashelite fa sho!
vashelite by datpiffa May 25, 2013
A person acting like a junkie doing anything even if it's unethical to get a Covid 19 vaccine.
Only a Vachead would lie to jump the vaccine line.
Vachead by CancelEverything March 22, 2021