vached 

Originally defined as to slurp a food or drink down quickly, but most commonly eggs. Deffinition has now evolved to mean to inhale, eat, or drink something in a rapid manner.

Last night was crazy I vached at least ten beer!

vached by DommyGoodVibes August 6, 2017

vashed 

vashed, similar meaning to rattled. another word for angry, upset, pissed off, cheesed, etc. could be used as a verb: vashing

Dave: man jeremey was chirping you really hard in gym class today.

Chad: yea i know man im really vashed right now.

vashed by maxxximilliannn March 11, 2010

La Vache 

Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.

Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.

La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.

When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".

La Vache by crispymitchy December 12, 2022

fetchez la vache 

French term for "Fetch the cow".

In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.

fetchez la vache by The REAL Real Name August 16, 2009

Vachoda 

A Vachoda is a very loose and wide vagina that has lots of sag on it, like hanging off the sides or drooping far down. This word derives from the word chode which is a short and wide penis.

1.Jenny stop wearing short shorts i can see the sag from your vachoda hanging down.

2. Your vachoda is so wide you could almost fit a football in it.

3.Jenny how do you keep the sag from showing? Do you roll it up and tape it to your leg or what?

Vachoda by Ronald Robichaud April 29, 2008

vachode 

A vagina that is more open than it is deep.

"Sup man?"

"I dumped my girlfriend last night..."
"Whyyyy?"
"I figured out she has a nasty vachode last night!"
"That's nasty"

vachode by Branop October 18, 2011

bois de vache 

18th and 19th century (French) fur trapper term for the use of dried buffalo excrement in place of firewood, a practice adopted from Native Americas of the great plains.

(literally, "wood of the cow" or "cow wood")

Messrs. I implore you, given the frightful chill on this expansive and treeless prairie, might you be so kindly disposed as to collect for us some bois de vache so that we might warm our bodies and lift our spirits?

bois de vache by John C. Fremont August 9, 2009