Definitions by Vinceums

heavy hitter

A man who enjoys having sex with fat women.

Having a heavy hitter as a friend can be a great asset- Often, a group of hot women bring their fat friend out, and without a heavy hitter in the group, one of your team would have to step up jump on that grenade, or risk all of you getting cock blocked.

heavy hitter by vinceums April 11, 2008

Besaw 

Acronym for 'BEtween Shits Ass Wipe'

Necessary to prevent swamp ass from eating a hole in your shorts, especially on hot summer days and / or during bouts of extreme flatulence.

Person 1: I'll be right back- just have to run to the bathroom

Person 2: Hurry up! We're running late!!

Person 1: Don't worry, I'm not taking a dump or anything - just need a quick Besaw and we will be on our way.

Besaw by vinceums April 11, 2008

jumanji 

Having the condition of unkempt or extremely overgrown pubic hair.
As when used in the phrase "Jumanji Jungle Bush"

Also, a shit movie staring Robin Williams.

I was going to go down on her, but she had such Jumanji, that I was afraid I would find crabs with spears and tom-tom drums!!

jumanji by Vinceums March 6, 2004

chewbaca 

a very hairy and / or tall and broad shouldered woman. A woman having the characteristics of Chewbaca from Star Wars.

That bitch had a chewbaca mustache and hair on her tits.

Damn Girl!! You better trim those Chewbaca toenails before you rip the sheets.

chewbaca by Vinceums November 22, 2003

Litmus Test 

The act of covertly sniffing a finger that has been inserted into a woman's vagina while making out for the purpose of determining if it is safe to proceed to oral sex.

I was going to munch her box, but I ran a litmus test, and it came back positive for stank, so I just bagged it and tagged it.

Litmus Test by Vinceums November 22, 2003

Asno Vache 

Ass Hole. (spanish) Literally translates as "Donkey Pit". Good to use when swearing is inappropriate

He's a real asno vache

Asno Vache by Vinceums October 7, 2003

Brown Star General 

The rank one attains upon fucking a chick in the ass.

She gives out a lot of promotions. She promoted me AND Peterson to Brown Star General.

Brown Star General by Vinceums October 7, 2003