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vache

French slang for cops. Literally means "cows"
C'est les vaches!
Its the cows!
by flashermonkey April 12, 2004
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Vache

The most wonderful girl in the world ! She sexy & sweet, all the boys want her... shes most likely to be famous & rich & BowWow loves her ! Everyone should wanna be her friend because she the realest bitch anyone would meet ! So follow her on INSTAGRAM @Kissmy_pikzz !
I love Vache !
I wanna be just like Vache !
by fierce beauty March 23, 2013
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Vache

Pronunciation (Vash); The uncontrollable act of spoiling media.
Michael Vached us on the My Hero Academia Chapter!
by SamtheMangaMan April 22, 2021
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Vache

Vache is the slang of sexy, even god can't describe it.
You're so Vache today.
by chesko69 November 22, 2021
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La Vache

Tech extremist conglomerate based in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia. Founded and led by Khyrsos, La Vache (The Cow) infiltrated Mongolia in 2016. They are nefariously known for significantly lowering Mongolia's GDP. One of their most recent stunts involved buying $12.9 billion of coal from top ranking Mongolian officials. One of their most infamous, though, has been using illegal fishing farms to "enslave the uncles of their opposers" and generate wealth for themselves without boosting GDP.

Resistance groups have risen in remote Mongolian villages to combat La Vache. With the goal of boosting the GDP of Mongolia, these villages have used newly installed 4G towers to look at investing opportunities and have slowly but surely slowed the rapidly decreasing GDP. With almost 30% of the Mongolian population living in these rural areas, the unnamed resistance is sure to make further progress to stopping La Vache.

La Vache has gone to several lengths to stop the resistance, but the rural villages are often hard to find and are too time consuming and costly for La Vache. One of the leading voices in the resistance, Luca, an anti-Khyrsos has written songs that have become somewhat of an anthem for the Mongolian resistance. His song "Do U Bleed At All" exposes the acts of La Vache, specifically a maneuver in 2019 where La Vache acquired the hit game "Quincena", which they used to enrich themselves using in-game cosmetics, which is then funneled to rising tech extremists globally.
When La Vache kidnapped Luca, they held him in a rare Earth metal refinery site in the mountains of Kazakhstan, and the experience inspired him to write his hit song "Heavy Metal".
by crispymitchy December 12, 2022
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fetchez la vache

French term for "Fetch the cow".
In the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail, one French guard to another commands "fetchez la vache", and they catapult a cow over the castle.
by The REAL Real Name August 16, 2009
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bois de vache

18th and 19th century (French) fur trapper term for the use of dried buffalo excrement in place of firewood, a practice adopted from Native Americas of the great plains.

(literally, "wood of the cow" or "cow wood")
Messrs. I implore you, given the frightful chill on this expansive and treeless prairie, might you be so kindly disposed as to collect for us some bois de vache so that we might warm our bodies and lift our spirits?
by John C. Fremont August 9, 2009
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