Urbancists 

A bunch of no life losers, often with small cocks, and usually fat enough to take up a family couch, who constantly try adding their names to Urban Dictionary with definitions such as "has a huge cock" or "is the sexiest" just to be rejected in the peer stage!

Person One - I just got 5 Urbancists words in a row while voting for new words to add to Urban.
Person Two - I feel so sorry for you, I'll go get you a noose.

Urbancists by Vizzaral the YouTuber March 27, 2017

urbanisting 

Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.

Fitty cent an Dat thug wuz urbanisting upin da hood yestaday.

urbanisting by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

urbandisstionary 

when your new word gets rejected by the "editors" of urban dictionary, and then accepted 4 months later when some other jackass submits it.

Remember how i submitted "googleganger" 4 months ago and urbandisstionary rejected it? It's on there now but not my submission. Jerks

urbandisstionary by barney666 January 1, 2008

urbanista 

An urbanista is an urban fashionista. An urbanista is (typically) a woman who is interested in fashion, especially high end and non-mainstream fashion and who also has an in-depth knowledge of the best people, places, and things her city has to offer. She knows where to find those stylish Italian boots noone else wears yet, who to call to get the best table at the trendiest restaurant in town and what gallery to contact if your are an up-and-coming artist. An urbanista is selective, but never snobbish, intellectual, but also street smart. She is a living "insider's guide" to the city.

- This is an amazing restaurant! I can't believe I've never heard of it before. How did you find it?
- My friend recommended it. She is a real urbanista. I always call her to get tips on the best places, people and shops in town.

urbanista by Tala73 April 14, 2008

urbandiss 

somebbody who does not respect the urban dictionary and talks bad about it.

urbandiss plural ' Mary looks at the urban dictionary and then she urbandissed it to her friends and family

urbandiss by jjwhite0222 February 7, 2010

urbanist 

insufferable kids who think they know everything about city planning when they actually don't know a single thing about it

Have you seen that terrible urbanist youtube channel called Not Just Bikes

urbanist by coupons September 6, 2022

Urbanist 

An Urbanist is a former inner city inhabitant who aspires to live the life of suburbia, yet retaining many of his or her original customs, manners and beliefs much to the chagrin of their established neighbors. The clues that you are living near an Urbanist would be: the presence of used condoms in the parking lot; the placing of the telephone in the open kitchen window so that all neighbors hear it; screaming and yelling at multiple sex partners (on different days, of course). Also, a variant of the Urbanist is the far worst Urbanista, who will sign an apartment lease for 1 or 2 people, but we really know that their new dwelling is nothing more than a way station for their 20 and more friends, extended family and other terrorist cell members. You know an Urbanista is nearby when: roaches and other vermin suddenly appear; sandals are piled up outside their door; no furniture, but plenty of floor mats inside; the building starts to stink of food or human waste (what's the difference here, eh?).

Urbanist: That chicken head in apartment 11 is a real urbanist, never cleaning up the condoms in the parking lot.

Urbanista: Damn, tripped over those damn urbanista sandals again.

Urbanist by Risk-Taker November 30, 2006