noose

Man's neck tie, dress tie.

My boyfriend is a noose freak. He has over twenty in his closet, and most are pure silk.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2021

noose

A knot that is underappreciated by many. It is often only associated with committing suicide and depression when it is actually a very useful knot for various other reasons. Having the noose tying skills of a professional, I would recommend anyone to learn how to tie this knot regardless of whether or not they are suicidal.

Person 1: I'm going to tie a noose.
Person 2: But you have so much to live for!
Person 1: Sorry for worrying you, but I am actually tying this noose for fishing and boating purposes.
Person 2: Ah, I see! Nooses are very useful for that sort of thing.
Person 1: Want to go fishing with me? I can teach you how to tie a noose while we're there.
Person 2: Sure, that sounds great.

by HypothermiaIsCool November 19, 2017

noose

this is a handy tool for when ur feeling down or if the kids were getting of your nerves

the kids are getting annoying let’s noose them

by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 27, 2020

noose

a permanent escape from living and its realities

i'm sick and tired of this shit, im tying that damn noose, adios suckers.

by i'm not needed to be known June 05, 2020

noose

its what u hang urself with

i hung mysself with a noose.

by That Better Meme March 09, 2018

Noose

A very useful knot. Can be used to make bananas fly, stir mixtures, hang pictures, and anything you try

Hey dude! I just made a noose!
What are you uh... gonna do with it...
Stir a mixture!

by Admirable Kitten June 23, 2019

Noose

A rope used to hang yourself with.

AC/DC lyrics: "Let loose, from the noose."

by Liz Owen May 04, 2006