urbanist

insufferable kids who think they know everything about city planning when they actually don't know a single thing about it

Have you seen that terrible urbanist youtube channel called Not Just Bikes

by coupons September 6, 2022

Urbanist

An Urbanist is a former inner city inhabitant who aspires to live the life of suburbia, yet retaining many of his or her original customs, manners and beliefs much to the chagrin of their established neighbors. The clues that you are living near an Urbanist would be: the presence of used condoms in the parking lot; the placing of the telephone in the open kitchen window so that all neighbors hear it; screaming and yelling at multiple sex partners (on different days, of course). Also, a variant of the Urbanist is the far worst Urbanista, who will sign an apartment lease for 1 or 2 people, but we really know that their new dwelling is nothing more than a way station for their 20 and more friends, extended family and other terrorist cell members. You know an Urbanista is nearby when: roaches and other vermin suddenly appear; sandals are piled up outside their door; no furniture, but plenty of floor mats inside; the building starts to stink of food or human waste (what's the difference here, eh?).

Urbanist: That chicken head in apartment 11 is a real urbanist, never cleaning up the condoms in the parking lot.

Urbanista: Damn, tripped over those damn urbanista sandals again.

by Risk-Taker November 30, 2006

urbanist

A person who lives in the suburbs but loves the city.

Susan miss the energy of the city. She was still an urbanist, though she lived in suburbia.

by CityLiving June 24, 2020

Urbanist

A person advocating for public transit, walkable cities, and safer bike lanes for decreased traffic, better mobility, and an overall improved quality of life in cities.

Person 1: I heard Person 3 quite supports the new metro extension to Exampleville; he must be an urbanist.
Person 2: Aren't urbanists just insufferable kids who think they know everything about urban planning?
Person 1: You are SUCH a fucking carbrain!

by URBANist_ December 6, 2025

URBANISMIC

URBANISMIC, from someone who is interested in elements of URBAN life, but, not as committed or inspired as some of the URBAN CREATERS who produce new words.

We'll have to chat with him or her to see how URBANISMIC this person can be, and how much help he can give us in moving the software in the right direction - catch my drift?

by FABARM October 20, 2018

Urbaniot

A fool who believes all information found on Urban Dictionary is accurate and true.

xMikex is an urbaniot

by UrbanCharly May 3, 2011

Uppity Urbanite

Someone who thinks that living downtown is the only way to go and that everyone else is an uncultured rube.

“I can’t visit her, she lives in the suburbs for God’s sake! You might as well ask me to go to the deep south or the dark heart of Africa or some other place with no running water or appletinis!” Shrieked the uppity urbanite.

“Oh...my...God....is that a cow?! Hold me, I’m scared, it’s going to be just like Deliverance”
“Shut the fuck up, Catherine. If you’re going to pull this uppity urbanite shit with me we will end this road trip right now.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008