Twooking

When you are taking a shit and you either twitter or facebook while in progress of laying it down. The " tw" part is twitter. The " oo" part is for poop. The "ok" part is facebook.

You might be curious what someone is posting on facebook or twitter and you login while you are taking a shit then that is when you have been twooking.

Twooking by BONZAI-15 December 31, 2011

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twooping

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009

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Twooking • twooping • tworking • Twokking • twonking • tooking • twocking • twoofing • twooting • twoozing

Twooping

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.

DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"

Twooping by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

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Twooping

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

Twooping by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015