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twooping 

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.
"That chick in the last stall is twooping".
twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009
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Twooping 

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.
DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
Twooping by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

Twooping 

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.
We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

twooping 

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.
"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"
twooping by wepty December 30, 2019

Twooping 

Snooping or being nosy on twitter

~stalking someone's feed
~searching so hard for hard for that twitter drama
" Hey girl, are you twooping on twitter again?"
Twooping by Alliayuhyuhyuh January 29, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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