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a person who counts everything in their relationship
My girlfriend just told me its our 2 weeks aniversery
Damn she's definitely a counter.
Counter by Broman3 January 18, 2010
Something you put your girlfriend on so you can make out
That’s a nice counter.

Huh ?
Shall we put some use to it ?
Counter by Pusheen666 September 18, 2020
Something that doesn’t seem like it will work out, i.e. counter intuitive
Bro don’t do that shit... it sounds counter
Counter by Eleanor696969 September 20, 2020
A term used to ratio a person who’s attempting to ratio you on Twitter
A: Yb better
B: Ratio
A: counter + rip bozo
Counter by Bartholomew Thaddy Daddy December 28, 2021

[counter] 

Person A: Damn, there's only one cigarette left in the pack.
Person B: Let's counter that.

Person A: I cant finish a whole cigarette.
Person B: Alright we'll counter it.
[counter] by PAPASP August 19, 2013

counter-clockwise 

Used to confuse someone in the process of making a counter-clockwise maneuver, causing them to reverse direction against all logic and reasoning. The grinding of mental gears ensues as the individual instinctively reverses direction, thus moving clockwise, even though the suggested "correction" indicated a change to counter-clockwise. Tons of fun at parties.
*someone passes the joint counter-clockwise, away from you*
"No dude, COUNTER-clockwise!"
*the individual reverses direction and passes you the joint*
counter-clockwise by zanhoshi October 9, 2009
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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