Urban Dictionary: 13 year old

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13 year old

An idiot looking up definitions on urban dictionary

I know this because I’m a 13 year old looking up definition

“You know jamie”
“the 13 year old that is obsessed with urban dictionary”

by bitch lasagna March 10, 2019

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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

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13 year old

A demographic that is often misunderstood and looked down upon due to stereotypes.
Like seriously, we're not that moody and not all of us are horny 24/7.

13 year olds are often considered to be the scum of the earth, but that's a very small portion.

by Yoda8778 July 04, 2019

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13 year old

When you turn 13, the Internet suddenly lets you sign up for stuff.

12 year old: i cant wait to turn 13!
13 year old: now i can sign up for google and use youtube

by Preinstallable November 02, 2020

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13 Year Olds

Somebody who is insulted, called an idiot, called a ball of hormones, called an annoying little kid who does stupid things, by almost every definition on the urban dictionary.

It's totally unfair how 13 year olds are insulted on the urban dictionary.

by Lazav (shapeshifter) October 12, 2019

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13 year old

13 year olds are defined as creatures with raging hormones and lots of zits. they are often called dumb, naive and immature. tbh that's not entirely true not all of us are like that.

eg: "omg, I'd never date a 13 year old."

by namjoonsbonsaiii January 03, 2021