twoofing

sniffing your fingers after finger-banging a girl.

Jay: *twoofing* SUCCESS!!
Ali: WTF you are so DUMB.

by ac&ea May 10, 2008

twooping

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

by dragginphly June 6, 2009

Twooping

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.

DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"

by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

Twooping

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

#Twooping

When you twoop but you have to add the hashtag so people can find the Tweet.

"Taking a huge shit #twooping"

by TheOnlyIntellect May 31, 2018

twooting

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

by str8locsta February 15, 2010

Tworfing

When you are having interviews and she starts playing Sicko Mode by Travis Scott after you nut all over her ear.

I was having the best night with Audrey last night then she started Tworfing after

by Tanjiroop December 7, 2020