twoofing

sniffing your fingers after finger-banging a girl.

Jay: *twoofing* SUCCESS!!
Ali: WTF you are so DUMB.

by ac&ea May 10, 2008

Twoof

a two headed humanlike creature with many long sharp teeth that prefers living in the shadows

i was attacked by a twoof last night.

by hammurabiwasalier February 6, 2018

twoof

two of

yo mario, give me twoof those subs bruh

by biscunty September 28, 2018

Twoof

noun
1.
the muscular snapper with roast beef flaps between the legs of a female. It looks very similar to a beat up old catchers mit. It can be covered in hair, groomed neatly, or bald as well.

Similar:
vulva
front bottom
lady parts
vulgar slangcunt
pussy
twat
snatch
honeypot
punani
muff
tail
fanny
quim
minge
clunge
box
beaver
jelly roll
cooze
pum-pum

I got on the internet the other day and found a picture of Hope Solo's Twoof, that shit looks like a bag of week old Arby's found in a mall parking lot.

by Officer Rick Danko November 12, 2020

Twoof

Someone Who slaps a person that is short

aw ya twoof

by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 13, 2022

Twoof

An exclamation for something that appears or happens by surprise

I was on my way to South Campus when twoof! An Oettinger went past me.

by ClawedHealer February 23, 2018

TWOOF

SOMEONE WHO SLAPS A PERSON

OW YA TWOOF

by THEGUYWHOMAKESWEIRDWORDS November 13, 2022