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twooping
twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009
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twoofing • twooping • #Twooping • twofingermagic • Twooking • twooting • twoozing • Tworfing • two fingers up • two finger salute
Twooping
DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"
OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
Twooping by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011
Twooping
An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.
Twooping by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015
twooting
twooting by str8locsta February 15, 2010
Tworfing
When you are having interviews and she starts playing Sicko Mode by Travis Scott after you nut all over her ear.
twofingermagic
To twofingermagic is to put two fingers, preferably the index and middle finger deep inside ones throat in order to produce a gagging reflex. One can only 'twofingermagic' voluntary, this is producing the gagging reflex without it is nessecary *yet*. You magically avoid being sick and having to vomit after drinking to much sauce.
Once nausiated to the point of vomiting, one can no longer perform twofingermagic, one can only vomit and be miserable about it.
Once nausiated to the point of vomiting, one can no longer perform twofingermagic, one can only vomit and be miserable about it.
twofingermagic by Gastronanga May 12, 2006
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