3 definitions by Lord Sexius the Great

Twooping

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

Glowdicking

The action of ramming a glowstick into your urethra with such force that it breaks and causes you to jizz rainbows for months on end. May cause a severe urinary tract infection and/or prostate cancer.

I went glowdicking with the lads last night and it felt like I was pissing daggers for weeks.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015

Twapping

The action of jerking off to the twitter selfies of reasonably attractive women. See also fapping

Jeremy's dad stole his stash of porn magazines, so he resorted to twapping instead.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 18, 2015