twooting
twooting by str8locsta February 15, 2010
Words you can keep
Tooting your own vuvuzela
Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
Tooting your own vuvuzela by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010
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twooping
twooping by dragginphly June 6, 2009
Twooping
DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"
OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"
Twooping by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011
Tooting Handshake
A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.
Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.
"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"
Tooting Handshake by adamandfiona January 24, 2010
tooting your own dick
Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
tooting your own dick by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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