twooting

Tweeting via cell phone while using the restroom.

"Are you in there taking a dump"

"Yep, and I'm twooting on my cell phone"

by str8locsta February 15, 2010

Tooting your own vuvuzela

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.

1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y

by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010

Tooting

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

by lathsc January 9, 2020

twooping

The act of tweeting whilst going #2.

"That chick in the last stall is twooping".

by dragginphly June 6, 2009

Twooping

The art of Tweeting while Pooping via any mobile device while in the bathroom.

DUDE: (Knocking madly at door): "Hey dude I need to use the Bathroom, it's an emergency!"

OTHER DUDE: "I'm almost done Twooping, it's this damn Spell Check holding me up!"

by PirateSteve27 September 23, 2011

Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010

tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017