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cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
cow tipping by Fishyrich April 27, 2019

fly-tipping 

British term for the illegal dumping of waste material.
'since organising her neighbours to lobby the city council to spend £1m to clean up their area, renovate houses, plant trees and stop fly-tipping...' (Tim Bouquet interviewing Sameen Ali in the Times magazine, 08.03.08)
fly-tipping by kenneth purtell March 8, 2008

tripping sack 

like tripping balls, tripping sack is being under the influence of drugs that have seriously fucked you up.
dude last night i did a slice of shrooms and was tripping sack while watching TV on the couch.
tripping sack by timmypalmsss January 21, 2009

Boy tipping 

To push a boy off their bed, such as snotty kid. Then violently laugh at them, and they will lose their red bull.
THATS CALLED boy tipping HAW HAW HAW

tripping balls 

being under the influence of a substance that is extremely altering your mental and/or spiritual state
tripping balls by McFly August 25, 2003

Tractor tipping 

An activity taken place in the world of cars most notably seen in the first movie. It includes harassing the equivalent of cows in the real world.
Hey Lightning, want to go harass those sleeping tractors who have done nothing wrong to us whatsoever?

Or...

Hey Lightning, wanna go tractor tipping?”