Fishyrich's definitions

ima

ima = I'm a

Means "I am a"...

Simple!

I am a person who says, "I am going to stop saying ima".

by Fishyrich July 28, 2014

ebola

An electronic or internet-enabled version of Bola. Available as a web site and a smartphone app.

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"Have you got ebola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"

by Fishyrich November 11, 2014

errday

A day full of errors, when one makes a lot of mistakes.

Not to be confused with "errday" as a lazy contraction of "every day".

Argh, what an errday - I am arsing everything up today. Bugger.
I'm making errors every day - errday is an errday.

by Fishyrich April 14, 2015

noped

Noun: A moped that doesn't go.

My moped is buggered - it's a noped.

by Fishyrich April 28, 2015

Badass

A rear end that generates noxious emissions. A backside that produces evil-smelling farts.

Jon farts like a trooper. He's a real badass.

by Fishyrich November 7, 2018

Sixt

Sixt means 33.
Sixt as a word is half-way between six and sixty so it is 33.

"How many car hire companies can you name?"
"Sixt"
"So many?"
"FFS!"

by Fishyrich March 8, 2019

Clean Bandit

An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.

Clean Bandit:

She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)

I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)

And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony

by Fishyrich November 25, 2019