Definitions by Fishyrich
Clean Bandit
An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
Clean Bandit:
She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)
I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)
I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
Clean Bandit by Fishyrich November 25, 2019
Cow topping
The selective removal of the extremities of a cow. Such trimming can give better shape to the cow and will encourage further growth.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
When cows grow too leggy, it can be helpful to lop excess growth, which will promote the cow to fill out instead of growing too tall and spindly.
Not to be confused with cow tipping, which is the act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
Monty Don: In this episode of Gardeners' World, I will be showing the techniques of cow topping, using my small chainsaw and pruning secateurs.
Cow topping by Fishyrich June 2, 2019
cow tipping
The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
cow tipping by Fishyrich April 27, 2019
catch feels
Verb. To catch a type of fish called "feels".
To catch feels, it is usual to use a "drop top" rod. Sometimes a net is used to "chase thrills". Occasionally pills are popped in the water to subdue the fish. Feels are not dangerous so there is no need to be scared.
To catch feels, it is usual to use a "drop top" rod. Sometimes a net is used to "chase thrills". Occasionally pills are popped in the water to subdue the fish. Feels are not dangerous so there is no need to be scared.
Don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills (hey)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills (hey)
catch feels by Fishyrich March 27, 2019