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Tweejaculation

An incomplete tweet. An incomplete thought on twitter. An incomplete argument on twitter
Tweetdeck seems to be having problems. Too many tweejaculations today!
by kaalika September 22, 2011
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premature tweejaculation

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.
Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.
by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
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premature treejaculation

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.
Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.
by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017
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Weejaculation

When you've been dying for a piss for ages but have had to hold it in due to being in a crowded bar/talked to/nowhere near a toilet or shop doorway, the eventual act of urination can only be described as Weejaculation. Not only because of the speed that the fluid exits ones body, but because of the sensation produced. Makes people say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" with their eyes closed and their head tilted back in sheer ecstacy.
"I've been in this toilet queue for 20 minutes, it's just gonna be weejaculation when I get in there."
by MagickDio March 4, 2010
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Premature Typejaculation

When you're typing a sentence, usually into an instant messaging program, and you press enter too soon, causing the sentence to be sent incomplete.
"Hey, What's up"
"oh, nothing mu"
"ch"
"aww shit... Premature Typejaculation"
by l33tjeram May 20, 2009
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tejaculation

it is the phenomenon of a guy sucking his own dick to attain sexual enlightenment
teacher: how are you so good at sucking my dick

student: tejaculation
by bigilickydicky November 11, 2019
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premature tweetjaculation

When you send off a tweet before reading it, and you regret it later.
Dude, I had a premature tweetjaculation last night when I was drunk off my ass.
by Poopsie88 December 15, 2011
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