Tweejaculation

An incomplete tweet. An incomplete thought on twitter. An incomplete argument on twitter

Tweetdeck seems to be having problems. Too many tweejaculations today!

Tweejaculation by kaalika September 22, 2011

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premature tweejaculation

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.

Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.

premature tweejaculation by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010

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premature treejaculation

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

premature treejaculation by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017

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Weejaculation

When you've been dying for a piss for ages but have had to hold it in due to being in a crowded bar/talked to/nowhere near a toilet or shop doorway, the eventual act of urination can only be described as Weejaculation. Not only because of the speed that the fluid exits ones body, but because of the sensation produced. Makes people say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" with their eyes closed and their head tilted back in sheer ecstacy.

"I've been in this toilet queue for 20 minutes, it's just gonna be weejaculation when I get in there."

Weejaculation by MagickDio March 4, 2010