Definitions by kaalika

DAM Syndrome 

DAM is Day After Monday, and the syndrome is typical of crabby, caged behaviour of office goers. It's worse than Monday as the relaxation of Sunday has been long forgotten &Friday is a long way away!

eg 1:
She: My boyfriend is behaving funny today
He: He'll be better tomorrow. He must be suffering from DAM syndrome

eg 2:
Ms. Depressed: I feel terrible even after coffee
Ms. Chirpy: It's Tuesday. You prolly have DAM Syndrome. Nothing serious :)

DAM Syndrome by kaalika August 26, 2012

Organic Dude

Someone who doesn't look that great but is really great for you. No bad effects of dating and you have no regrets for time spent together. The man doesn't make you sick.

Girl1: I don't think Ajay looks hot
Girl2: I'm going for him. He's an organic dude

Organic Dude by kaalika November 18, 2011

=)

A smile that reaches your eyes so much, it makes them crinkle

Example 1
He: I thought of you today at the Barista
She: =)

Example 2
He: Dude, I got tickets for the game today
He: Awsum =)

=) by kaalika October 16, 2011

Vaginas &Penises 

A more potent way of of using the idiom, apples and oranges.

Dude, stop talking about time with your friends, like it's the same as time with your gal. You are talking vaginas &penises here!

Vaginas &Penises by kaalika October 4, 2011

Tweejaculation

An incomplete tweet. An incomplete thought on twitter. An incomplete argument on twitter

Tweetdeck seems to be having problems. Too many tweejaculations today!

Tweejaculation by kaalika September 22, 2011

Sexth Sense 

The extra sense that humans have that differentiates them from animals and drags them lower!

I blame this relationship on my sexth sense. It screwed me!

His sexth sense makes him choose all the wrong girls over a great job!

Sexth Sense by kaalika August 31, 2011

Cock Pecked 

Woman who is completely under the control of the man she is with!

Sasha is completely cock pecked. She's even stopped wearing shorts like he demands.

I wonder what a hen pecked man and a cock pecked woman would look like, together?

Cock Pecked by kaalika August 28, 2011