tejaculation 

it is the phenomenon of a guy sucking his own dick to attain sexual enlightenment

teacher: how are you so good at sucking my dick

student: tejaculation

tejaculation by bigilickydicky November 11, 2019

Trepaculation 

First coined by Mike of Necronomipod podcast fame, used as a term to describe the actions of cult leader Roch Theriault after cutting a hole in the skull of a female follower and returned escapee, and proceeding to ejaculate into the skull in a resurrection attempt after her torture and murder in September 1988.

Dave: Trepanubation? Mastertreppanning? What do we want to call this?
Mike: Trepaculation. Final answer.

Trepaculation by JBailey182 December 31, 2020

Ejaculation salt

The Korean name for Incineroar, a wrestling Pokemon and also the 69th unique fighter in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt has the best final smash in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Ejaculation salt by Doosin January 20, 2019

Mental Ejaculation of Joy 

When your mind and body becomes so overwhelmed with such ecstatic joy while delivering the father of the groom speech that you yell out at the end "I'm having a mental ejaculation of joy" and then drop the mic.

Aka Poe.

This wedding makes me so happy It's a mental ejaculation of joy

Mental Ejaculation of Joy by S.Poe April 24, 2017

Premature Textaculation 

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

Premature Textaculation by mave73 October 9, 2008

post mature ejaculation 

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

post mature ejaculation by brazzee September 5, 2010

premature treejaculation 

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

premature treejaculation by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017