Weejaculation

When you've been dying for a piss for ages but have had to hold it in due to being in a crowded bar/talked to/nowhere near a toilet or shop doorway, the eventual act of urination can only be described as Weejaculation. Not only because of the speed that the fluid exits ones body, but because of the sensation produced. Makes people say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" with their eyes closed and their head tilted back in sheer ecstacy.

"I've been in this toilet queue for 20 minutes, it's just gonna be weejaculation when I get in there."

by MagickDio March 4, 2010

Peejaculation

An occasional occurrence for a male. This phenomenon occurs when a man tries to urinate with a fully erect penis. Confused at whether the male is either peeing or ejaculating, the penis thrusts out multiple, short, hard bursts of urine which gives the male a sensation that confuses him very much.

After awaking with a morning wood, Jeff suffered from severe peejaculation.

by Drewski Of the Hill Castle January 19, 2010

peejaculation

the art of peeing with a full on erection.

dude ive gotten so good at peejaculation. i got it to the point where i can get steady stream and dont get it all over the seat.

by banginonfools October 18, 2009

WoWjaculation

WoWjaculate: verb: to WoWsterbate to the point of a climax or supreme high, sometimes involving the expulsion or destruction of common sense, logic, or 'having a life'.

WoWjaculation: noun: the act of WoWjaculating

These words are usually only used for an individual who plays WoW to the exclusion of other normal life activities, and even in that scope plays excessively.

Don't go near that room or you may get covered in WoWjaculation.

"Dude, the other week I played WoW for 40 hours straight and WoWjaculated all over the carpet in my parents' basement."

by Kent M January 31, 2008

premature tweejaculation

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.

Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.

by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010

wiijaculation

In an intense battle of Wii Tennis right after you swing the Wiimote for the match point the wristband breaks and your Wiimote goes through the tv screen and in the moment of all of this excitement you cum yourself.

Mom- why are you so upset billy?

Billy- well i was kicking ashley's ass in a game of Wii Tennis and wiijaculation happened........... *sniffles*

Mom - ....what the fuck happened to your pants.....

Billy - yea. about that.....

by Jacky (passive) February 8, 2008

Tweejaculation

An incomplete tweet. An incomplete thought on twitter. An incomplete argument on twitter

Tweetdeck seems to be having problems. Too many tweejaculations today!

by kaalika September 22, 2011