premature tweejaculation

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.
Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.
by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
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partook

What fucktards think is the past tense of "partake."
I partook in a clusterfuck last night and now I can't feel my ass.
by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
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