Twakking

The act of twisting or tweaking your own nipples while expressing disdain or condescending others. In order to deal with a condescending person, one might assume they are 'twakking' and have an easier time dealing with the snobbishness.

Man, Jak keeps whining that we can't keep up with him! He's been twakking like this for hours!

by furrius October 16, 2011

twikking

the act of actively updating your twitter account while under the influence of crystal meth

Whoa dude, Jay must be straight twikking. His tweets are so scattered and updated every 5 seconds.

by UR Crotch April 22, 2009

Twalking

Verb: Texting while walking really slowly in no specific direction much to the annoyance of anyone behind you who is walking at a normal pace that are either blocked, or need to walk around you. Noun: twalker

Sorry I'm late, I got stuck behind a twalker
I need to quit twalking and pay attention to where I am going
I had to crawl through this twalker's legs to get past him/her
Sorry, I've been twalking in circles

by NicZB February 11, 2015

Twokking

(v.) To show great approval of, stalk, swarm over an/or drool at.

2. To attempt to acquire something or make conversation about acquiring it

The chavs can be seen twokking from the Jewelry counter.

by Saruhbear October 16, 2008

Twanking

Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021

Twalking

Activity that implies physical activity (Walking) and connecting (talking) with others and the environment as a way to improve general wellbeing. Since 2020 there are Interestelar twalking challenges, played in teams of three which include bonuses as part of the activity.

She picked up her phone and went to the park. Since she moved to Australia, she loved twalking with her mum. This was her main way to feel connected.
Shall we twalk?

by Healthy lifestyle February 23, 2022

Twarking

When a nigga is off some dumb shit or is acting in a unintelligent manor. Also if something is not working correctly the word can be used

Yo your internet was twarking last night! Shit is horrible.

by Bluhadu June 20, 2019