twanking

like wanking, but for dudes with a serious lisp

that dude is such such a virgin, he's always twanking
-your friend who has a lisp and is also a bitch

by probsurmom March 13, 2019

twanking

When girls plank together, particularly lesbians.

Sarah and Lisa are twanking in the next room while we are left out holding out nutsacs in the cold.

by Seemorefish November 13, 2011

twanking

when someone is able to wank using their toes. when they do this it is called twanking.

i just caught jim twanking in his bedroom.

by lewis1991 May 11, 2007

Twank

A gay man who is both a twink and a skank.

-Ughhh. Tim is such a twank.

-A what?

-He's both a twink and a skank. Hence, twank.

by AlexChris13 October 08, 2016

Twank

An insult when someone is being a dicksucker

My friend Jess made me buy her food, she is such a twank.

by Nel.29 February 03, 2017

Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.

Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"

by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015

Twanking

Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.

Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 05, 2021