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twanking

like wanking, but for dudes with a serious lisp
that dude is such such a virgin, he's always twanking
-your friend who has a lisp and is also a bitch
by probsurmom March 13, 2019
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twanking

When girls plank together, particularly lesbians.
Sarah and Lisa are twanking in the next room while we are left out holding out nutsacs in the cold.
by Seemorefish November 13, 2011
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twanking

when someone is able to wank using their toes. when they do this it is called twanking.
i just caught jim twanking in his bedroom.
by lewis1991 May 11, 2007
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Twank

A gay man who is both a twink and a skank.
-Ughhh. Tim is such a twank.

-A what?

-He's both a twink and a skank. Hence, twank.
by AlexChris13 October 8, 2016
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Twank

An insult when someone is being a dicksucker
My friend Jess made me buy her food, she is such a twank.
by Nel.29 February 3, 2017
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Twanked

Fucked.
Hammered.
Buckled.
Sloshed.
Drunk.
Inebriated.
Shitfaced.
Blackout.
Turntup.
Crunk.
Man, I am getting so twanked on coolers tonight.
Wow, Andrea was twanked-out at the bar last night.
"I hate when Paul gets so twanked and pukes in mittens"
by twankedondisbitchass January 30, 2015
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Twanking

Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.
by TheOneAndOnlySpinner May 5, 2021
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