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Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.
"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"
by AnthonyIan October 07, 2010
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When a twink masturbates or you give a twink a handjob
“I gave Matt a good twanking last night”
by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017
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The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a twanker}
Have you seen his feed last night? Boy, he showed some serious twanking!
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When girls plank together, particularly lesbians.
Sarah and Lisa are twanking in the next room while we are left out holding out nutsacs in the cold.
by Seemorefish November 13, 2011
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The art of wanking whilst tweeting (using Twitter).

This is more commonly the response to a celebrity who has responded to a fellow tweeter.
@therealdavidbeckham hi @snedwan how are you doing.

@snedwan oh fuck me, david beckham has just tweeted me, I'm so excited I'm going to have to start twanking.
by Snedwan April 07, 2009
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when someone is able to wank using their toes. when they do this it is called twanking.
i just caught jim twanking in his bedroom.
by lewis1991 April 29, 2007
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