TurkeyDie

Basically a Living dead turkey guy

Hey, Are you TurkeyDie?

by MonkeyDie April 25, 2020

turkeyfied

To be stuffed, like a turkey.

Lots of people are turkeyfied after a big Thanksgiving dinner.

by jpg3 November 27, 2014

turkeyneck alarm clock

The practice of waking someone up by poking them in the ass with your morning wood.

Scott was afraid of sleeping in Ian's hotel room 'cause he suspected Ian would wake him with a wicked turkeyneck alarm clock.

Pontus loves it when Christian gets him up with his great big turkeyneck alarm clock.

by Mr. Random User January 3, 2006

TurkeyHead

1. A person who is goofy and comical in demeanor but also highly skilled in the craft of Firefighting.
2. One who displays a deliberate act of stupidity.
3. A conniving bastard who manipulates the system to their own advantage.

1. Jimmy is quite a TurkeyHead, but did you see him save those children from the raging inferno?
2. That woman cut you off! What a TurkayHead.
3. Baker has three class B shirts? What a TurkeyHead.

by Sam Faint November 15, 2007

turkeyfilling

Cum used when shot inside of a person doesn’t have to be a certain gender or anything just when you cum inside of someone.

I gave that hoe some of my turkeyfilling last night and she got kinky.

by janglenaws September 24, 2019

TurkeyRider

The act of using the Thanks-Giving turkey hand (the one you draw with your open hand on paper), sticking it into a womans vagina, completely.

Friend 1 : Dude, you see that girl? I heard she was a total TurkeyRider.

Friend 2 : Man her vagina must be huge!

by Jarke February 7, 2009

Turkeyversy

A controversy, especially between family members, surrounding the schedule, location or menu of the annual Thanksgiving celebration.

There is a huge turkeyversy this year about whether to have dinner at Grandma's condo or Aunt Patty's trailer.

by pamitha November 20, 2009