TurkeyHead

1. A person who is goofy and comical in demeanor but also highly skilled in the craft of Firefighting.
2. One who displays a deliberate act of stupidity.
3. A conniving bastard who manipulates the system to their own advantage.

1. Jimmy is quite a TurkeyHead, but did you see him save those children from the raging inferno?
2. That woman cut you off! What a TurkayHead.
3. Baker has three class B shirts? What a TurkeyHead.

TurkeyHead by Sam Faint November 15, 2007

turkeyhead

similar to a chickenhead but she's a lil thicker n a lot better at gobblin' it down

Damn son, that turkeyhead can gobble like a pro

turkeyhead by king ryno April 6, 2008

Turkeyhead

A Spirit, that becomes active when a Monarch/Monarchy has acted irrationally against an other singular person in another part of the World, thus almost every person's life on Earth can change and/or be forever changing.

The United States let a Turkeyhead outta his cage!

Turkeyhead by CellPhone91 November 27, 2021

Brickwall Turkeyhead

Another way of saying whatever, talk to the hand, I don't want to hear it or believe it end of story. And must use the neck rolling action with the hand motion as if to block whatever someone says.

"So say Applebottumz, you got my money you owe me"?
"Umm excuse me but umm Brickwall Turkeyhead I don't owe you anything so miss me with that malarkey bologna you better ask somebody"

"My bad girl my bad I was jus playing"
"Don't play with me I'm not a toy well I would be if a certain man was around but that's another story for another day"

Brickwall Turkeyhead by Shek Dawg 98 March 19, 2021

Gettin’ turkeyed 

1. Falling victim to a prank.
2. Drinking alcohol until belligerent.

‘Saturday night baby we gettin’ turkeyed!’

Gettin’ turkeyed by Jgvbhcxfghnk March 19, 2019

Cardboard Turkey Head 

Literary the funniest phase to ever be created

Cardboard Turkey Head

Cardboard Turkey Head by Scoob.- June 13, 2019

ol' turkey head move 

Girl gives you a blowjob.She suck repeatedly until you reach orgasm. Like a turkey whos on a walk shackin its head back and forth.

James:Wow dude, I wanted to visit you at home yesterday.
Jimmy:Eh?
James:You know man, we wanted to play some X-Box you wasn´t
there, remember.
Jimmy:Yeah sorry dude, I forgot.
James:Don´t be sorry, dude. Your mom let me in performed the
ol' turkey head move on my dick.
James:Ooops!
Jimmy WHAT????!!!!!
James:Hey dude why are you pullin´ out the gun?!
Jimmy´s Gun:...BANG

ol' turkey head move by Lord Moloch February 22, 2008