a turkey

to choke on semen that shoots to the back of your throat whilst the woman is giving fellatio to the man. Best delivered whilst the act is performed standing up

A turkey - When there is no warning of a man about to ejaculate, the spunk hits the back of the throat causing choking and gagging.

by Trev1979 August 14, 2009

Turkey

A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.

Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.

by t-grex November 18, 2018

Turkey

A bird that can't tweet.

Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.

by DildoBob March 27, 2014

Turkeys

A person full of jive.

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.

by The Shizzole March 5, 2003

Turkeying

The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.

Jack: So I went to high five Matt, but he ended up turkeying me.
Megan: What a douche.

by AustinTsunami October 9, 2008

Turkeys

Turkey: A place where a person goes to get a nice set of teeth at a reduced cost

Alright kid how much did you spend on them turkeys?

by boyobop July 19, 2021

Turkey

A person who talks back and is snappy with it's answers just like a turkey would be.

Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me

Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey

by Chubby bunny 69 February 18, 2015