a turkey

to choke on semen that shoots to the back of your throat whilst the woman is giving fellatio to the man. Best delivered whilst the act is performed standing up

A turkey - When there is no warning of a man about to ejaculate, the spunk hits the back of the throat causing choking and gagging.

by Trev1979 August 14, 2009

Turkey

A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.

Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.

by t-grex November 18, 2018

Turkey

A girl with a fatass butt

Girl right there gotta turkey.

by WavvyDom October 25, 2019

Turkey

A bird that can't tweet.

Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.

by DildoBob March 27, 2014

Turkey

A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...

You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.

by hahayeturkey July 26, 2011

The Turkey

When you are nailing a chick from behind and you gobble really loud and with an open hand slap her on the ass just as hard as you can. You leave a turkey print similiar to when you were a kid and drew the outline of your hand at Thanksgiving and colored it like a turkey.

She knew when I gobbled she was getting the turkey.

by J5 April 16, 2005

Turkeys

A person full of jive.

It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.

by The Shizzole March 05, 2003