Fear of having a secret sexual relationship with a co-worker or acquaintance. Typically afflicts people who are married. Although they fantasize about banging the other party, and they know the other party is willing, they cannot overcome the fear of their partner finding out about the illicit affair. In men, this is usually found in ball-less, hen-pecked pantywaists who are dominated by their spouse and cannot imagine an alternative life without them. They may fear that their wife might literally kick their ass, or that they would possibly pull out all the stops and call in Guido and the boys to take care of the situation.

Bill knows that the hot new secretary wants to jump his bones, but he can't pull the trigger. That poor trystophobic bastard!

"Hello, my name is John and I suffer from trystophobia". (Chorus of blue balled house-husbands sitting in a circle)...."Hello John"..........

(Margie) "Fred is such a hunk I just want to jump on him and ride him like a cow girl" (Gwen) "Don't waste your time, he's a trystophobe".

trystophobia by bgm71 July 22, 2013

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Tryster

Absolute fucking twink. Trash at league and mental booms whenever his enemy laner breathes. Overall just kinda mentally unhinged and should be in mental asylum playing league all day.

You're being a Tryster right now bro.

Tryster by SugarBurn August 26, 2019

trisya

Trisya’s mean sassy but cool ..The person is sweet and kind but she could act differently at a time .. Trisya is a good person to be with but not to be inspired at

Is that Trisya?
She’s so Pretty

trisya by Bethany Noel Mota April 22, 2018

Trysexual

A person who is willing to try any sexual act.

No i'm not a bisexual I'm a trysexual I will try anything sexual.

Trysexual by Doctor Detail April 25, 2017

Tryston

A very quiet person UNTIL you meet him, excells in sports, usually keeps problems to himself, somewhat uptight, has really pretty eyes, his laugh is like a the cutest baby, likes listening to music, and loves messing around with his friends, a very sweet guy, any girl would be lucky to have him, lets amazing oppurtunities go when it comes to girls, knows how to make you laugh when your down ♥

girls him sweet loves sports wish tryston

Tryston by ...Figureitout? November 7, 2011

tryst

A set meeting place, especially between lovers.

The two set a tryst at the same familiar place as always.

tryst by Larstait November 14, 2003

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026