A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.
Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.
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def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus
see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus
see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
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noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.
2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.
transitive verb
trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.
2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.
transitive verb
trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.
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That trumplicking guy is my very best friend until he gets busted... at which point I’ll distance myself from him immediately.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019
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My highly qualified and talented staffers must have demonstrated their mastery of trumpsucking long before I expect US taxpayers to fund their important “positions.”
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