Trumpstick 

A brand of lipstick that members of the Cabinet (and other ass kissers) use to mold their lips into the best shape to fit Donald Trump's ass.

Cabinet Member I : My Trumpstick makes my lips pucker into the perfect shape for doing what the President loves best.
Cabinet Memeber II: Yes, so does mine. But I don't understand why the hot pink Trumpstick that I apply comes out brown when I finish with POTUS' daily smooch.

Trumpstick by Sugarbumbum June 14, 2017

Trumpstank 

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.

example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"

Trumpstank by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019

Trumpsucker

Someone who voted for Trump, recognizes the fallout but continues to support him anyway.

Willful ignorance is the hallmark of a Trumpsucker.

Trumpsucker by wanderingGypsy April 2, 2017

trumpstitute

trumpstitute (trumps•ti•toot)
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.

2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.

transitive verb

trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.

example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.

trumpstitute by Green Thumb Graphics January 24, 2017

trumplicking

Slang for the manner in which politicians-for-sale audition for a job in 45’s cabinet by getting their extreme rhetoric covered by Fox News.

That trumplicking guy is my very best friend until he gets busted... at which point I’ll distance myself from him immediately.

trumplicking by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

trumpsucking 

The actual job description of certain White House staffers such as Hope Hicks, Omarosa, and Jared Kushner.

My highly qualified and talented staffers must have demonstrated their mastery of trumpsucking long before I expect US taxpayers to fund their important “positions.”

trumpsucking by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

trumpsucker

trumpsucker one who sucks up to donald trump no matter what he does and gives him praise for everything he has done

my old buddy is a trumpsucker he praises donald trump for everything he does

trumpsucker by bluebear April 8, 2021