trumpstitute

trumpstitute (trumps•ti•toot)
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.

2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.

transitive verb

trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.

example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.

by Green Thumb Graphics January 24, 2017

Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.

TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.

by J Diggity Dawg May 16, 2018

Tripstitute

trips.ti.tute noun, verb -tuted, -tut-ing.
-noun
1. a woman who engages in relationships for free travel.
2. a man who engages in relationships for free travel.
3. a person who willingly uses his or her talent or ability in a base and unworthy way, usually for free travel.

-verb (used with object)
4. to sell or offer (oneself) as a tripstitute.
5. to put to any base or unworthy use: to tripstitute one's talents.

She went to central america with that guy, europe with another, and all over the U.S. this year, and hasn't paid for a single trip. What a tripstitute.

by JLB79 January 4, 2008

trumptitude

1. The inability to distinguish fact from fiction.

2. The ability or desire to believe in conspiracy theories in spite of the complete absence of corroborating evidence.

John just told me that he thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya. His level of trumptitude is off the charts.

by Moishe Tannenbaum March 18, 2017

[trustitute]

A person who will trust anyone no matter the situation.

Jean trusted me with 500 bucks to hold for her til later,i spent it in ten minutes,just like last time! She is such a trustitute

by el _zilcho June 14, 2009

trapstitute

A nigga named Matthew who's a trap to sucks nigger dick.

"That faggot Matthew is a real trapstitute!"

by sdad screeeee January 28, 2018

Trumptitute

Retrumplicans, Rethuglicans and other mindless minions who sell their souls and holes to please the wannabe Emperor who has no clothes.

Trumptitute Lindsay Graham can be found on his knees at the Capitol Building on days ending in "Y" when Congress is in session.

by Mindless MAGAmerica Minions June 20, 2025