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trumpstink

The unique smell acquired when working for trump.
People leaving the trump administration cannot easily find work because they carry the odor of trumpstink.
by Byebyetrump May 22, 2018
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Trumpstank

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.
example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"
by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019
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TrumPutin

When someone tells you a lie you want to hear.
"I had to TrumPutin her cause she asked me if I liker her coochie tasted fresh."
by ShytownHusker March 10, 2017
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Grumpstink

When a person throws themselves into a tantrum of such ferocious proportions that they inadvertently pass wind.
"Dude, Ashton went off the rails so bad last night that she pulled a grumpstink! My flat still hums of it."
by Prof. S May 4, 2010
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trumputin

When 2 or more adversaries create, develop and nurture a mutually-benefiting relationship behind the backs of their respective groups or constituencies.
“Not only did they go renegade and rogue, they went trumputin on all of us without our having had a single clue!”
by BlackOpStar March 29, 2017
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trumpstitute

trumpstitute (trumps•ti•toot)
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.

2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.

transitive verb

trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.
by Green Thumb Graphics January 24, 2017
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Trumptini

1 part bronzer, 6 parts Russian prostitute urine. Shaken and served in a tiny glass that makes anyone's hands look yuge.
The PEOTUS loves a good trumptini before starting his 3am twitter rants.
by just the Tipp 141 January 13, 2017
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