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trumpstitute (trumps•ti•toot)
noun
1. A person considered as having compromised principles in order to align with Donald Trump.

2. A person who engages in trumpstitution.

transitive verb

trumpstituted, trumpstituting, trumpstitutes
1. To compromise ones ethical and moral standards by aligning with Donald Trump.
2. To devote oneself to Donald Trump, especially for personal gain.
example: Florida senator Marco Rubio once denounced Donald Trump saying that he was a "con artist" and that he was "vulgar", yet despite all the lies, alternate truths and personal attacks Rubio still decided to endorse and support Donald Trump for president which makes him a trumpstitute.
by Green Thumb Graphics January 24, 2017
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The phantom feeling of earbuds or headphones, resulting from the extended wearing of skull mounted audio listening devices.
Dude am I wearing headphones? No bro it's phanteargasm.
by Green Thumb Graphics January 7, 2017
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trumfuckery (trumf•ucker•y)

noun
• trumfuckery: anything of or relating to Donald Trump
example: The trumfuckery surrounding the 2017 presidential election has plunged american politics into a bitter and syrupy malaise.
by Green Thumb Graphics January 20, 2017
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After eating a "trump taco-bowl" i immediately had to take a treygowdy.
by Green Thumb Graphics June 29, 2018
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