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take a shit a less vulgar way to tell someone to fuck off when telling someone to fuck off is inappropriate or unwanted
my neighbors dog shit in my yard and my neighbor refused to clean it up i told him to go take a shit

my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to take a shit
by bluebear April 09, 2020

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frick off a non vulgar alternative to fuck off to tell someone to fuck off in a nice way
my girlfriend cheated on me i told her to frick off
by bluebear May 02, 2020

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dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny
you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball
via giphy
by bluebear March 31, 2020

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getting your ass reamed to be harshly reprimanded or criticized for doing wrong or supposed wrong doing to be made an asshat and feel embarrassed
getting your ass reamed for coming into work late is not a good feeling you get made an asshat and feel embarrassed in the end when its all over
by bluebear January 02, 2020

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asswipe known as toilet paper you use to wipe your ass or to blow your nose when you run out of facial tissues
because of the coronavirus asswipe is hard to get these days
by bluebear April 08, 2020

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suck a flying dick to tell someone to fuck off or get lost
my ex girlfriend was up in my business i told her to suck a flying dick
by bluebear October 05, 2020

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big dick doctor a doctor who is usually male with a big ego and likes to treat patients like they know nothing or is uncaring about their patients concerns
i saw my doctor today he blowed me off as i did not know nothing or could care less about my concerns what flipping big dick doctor
by bluebear May 23, 2020

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