29 definitions by bluebear

my ex girlfriend is a nappy haired bitch who i despise and cant stand

my mama dumped me and im looking for a new mama

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

my neighbors dog shit on my porch and he refuses to clean it up what a motherflubber

no user serviceable parts inside label on electrical and electronic products the biggest scam in the electronics industry to encourage people to throw their electronic products away and buy new electronic products or have them professionally serviced when they brake down even for simple miner repairs because people are to afraid to attempt repairs themselves or cant afford to have them serviced electronics end up in the landfill thanks to this electronics industry scam

my ex girlfriend does nothing but belly aching and bitching since we broke up

because of the coronavirus asswipe is hard to get these days