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Used to measure the size of a penis especially when giving a fellatio. One's penis must TOP the palm of the hand when gripping the penis at the base.
Man, that boy had NO toppage....it was as small as a Vienna sausage.
Toppage by AmyB January 30, 2006
Words you can keep
The cash you bring in from slinging pies all night.
Mstic says: What did u make for tips?
Timbo says: $21 for 6 runs... low tippage tonight
Mstic says: yeah
tippage by Mstic January 21, 2006
a noun meaning a very sexy woman who you would like to have sex with

a past tense verb meaning the act of having sex with a womam
Wendell: Tappage?
Tim: She is definitely tappage.

or

Wendell: Tappage?
Tim: Yes I tapped that ass.
tappage by Stun Zeed February 13, 2004

Top Page Bitch 

A MyFreeCams model who has a bitchy attitude because she is on the top page
That model is such a Top Page Bitch tonight.
Top Page Bitch by Eh_fuckoff February 6, 2019
Pimping (paticulary off ladies)
To get sum slight to major action with a irl
You gettin' ne tappage son?
You she put her arm around u and u were gettin all that tappage.
Tappage by Mark June 20, 2004

webster's law of nut tappage 

webster's law says that anytime a half drunk human male walks into a nut check battle between two or more males it will be at the exact worst moment in said battle where the target male is nut tapped inadvertantly by one or more of the combatants leading to the escalation of the target male joining in said fray after picking himself up off the floor.and making it a war of nut tappage
buzz used "webster's law of nut tappage"as a excuse to knock the hell outta me.webster's law of nut tappage is always a good excuse for a tapping war
webster's law of nut tappage by origen September 18, 2006
A girl who has a very nice body, with nice booty and boobs, that you would like to bang all day
Manuel: "Hey Ralph look what just came out of that car."
Ralph: "Dang dude! She's is really tappage, look at those breast!"
Manuel: "I know i'd like to get me some of that tappage"
Ralph: "I mean yeah, look at that booty!"
tappage by IamMang April 24, 2011
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