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the height of topness, it mean its really really top
that gig was topage u know
topage by Samwell March 30, 2005
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Topgeneral 

A Man who uses military talk to try to get a girlfriend.
Person 1:Hey you heard about Austin? He is trying to be a Topgeneral.

Person 2: Yea i know. Too bad she is getting fucked by two black guys.
Topgeneral by Finnashmurda June 3, 2018
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topage topgear topangea typage toaged Toeage Tokage tomage tonage Tooage
Used to measure the size of a penis especially when giving a fellatio. One's penis must TOP the palm of the hand when gripping the penis at the base.
Man, that boy had NO toppage....it was as small as a Vienna sausage.
Toppage by AmyB January 30, 2006

multiple tapage 

the high tapability of a group of girls, or describing one girl that you would tap several times
"Man did you see that girls volleyball team, I would like some multiple tapage."
"That girl last night was worth some multiple tapage."

topangea 

1. To be elite in all respects.
2. Consisting of perfection and beauty.
3. To be godlike.
If he weren't so topangea he wouldn't have secured that modeling position.
topangea by Joe Black June 14, 2003
Verb. Only functions in the past tense.
Adjective.

A direct reference to Edward Cullen's eye color, from the books of Stephanie Meyer.

It means being completely dumbfounded and head-over-heels by an astonishingly attractive man/woman.
Girl: Is that Ryan, the new student?
Boy: Yea, I think so. Why?
Girl: He's in my Spanish class, and I'm his seatmate. I'm completely Topazed by his presence. He is so gorgeous!
Topazed by Nomad Kings January 31, 2008
ones ability/ presence of having toned muscle. Usually used as a compliment, it is a cool word.
Wow, look at the tonage in her thighs!
tonage by a-r-y August 12, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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