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to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.
Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012
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A true legend who is absolutely amazing in all fields. His skills vary from amazing defensive work in football or disrupting graphics lessons
Bill:Wow that guy is legendary
Ali: Yeah he's a total tooley
Tooley by Number 1 tooley fan June 24, 2010
1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool
Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!
Toolery by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

Tooley O' Douche 

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.
Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"
Tooley O' Douche by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009
a bald streamer who puts a dress on when his fans love him. Tooliey is a streamer on twitch.tv and he is legit so bald you can see the freckles on his forehead. He looks like a leprechaun and he is a cheeza
Tooliey is so bad at fortnite
Tooliey by DarkAurAAA July 22, 2019
I Can Fix Her Need For Sex. I'll Pull Out The Tooley!!
Tooley by T.E.V January 17, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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