TOOLEY’D

To be played songs by the worst dj Nottingham and bassline ‘tooley’. It’s in the name, the man’s a tool

Hey fin did you enjoy bassfest? ‘No mate, got tooley’d ffs’

by Blem69 July 22, 2022

Tolley'd

One who goes out of their way to pull dodgy chav birds on a lads night out.

Jesus christ have you seen that bird over there, and by the looks of the lads that are in here tonight, give it 10 minuits and she will be Tolley'd.

by log-masters May 19, 2006

Tooley O' Douche

Tooley O' Douche; n;
Tool-E Oh-Doosh

A Tooley O' Douche is a person who has the characteristics of a douchebag. Usually a nerd, usually in band, usually wears jean shorts. Nobody wants to be around a Tooley O' Douche. This Tooley O' Douche usually is in denial about being his Tooley O' Douchness and often tries to sound/look cooler than he is. It doesn't work.

Dom: "Man that guy Matt is such a dick"
Austin: "Oh, I know he's a real Tooley O' Douche"

by DomAndAustin October 9, 2009

tooly douche

Combination of a tool and a douche but more than the sum of its parts.

Basically a tooly douche is someone who thinks they are slick attempting to undermine another person or group of people with words or actions that are blatantly obvious to others.

Look at captain save-a-hoe over there trying to salt up that guys game, what a tooly douche.

by MrBigSlick June 6, 2014

Dean Toole

MIND DEAL

Hey! You want to go to Disney and meet Micky Mouse? No, that’s sounds like a Dean Toole

by Island Fights February 2, 2022

Dave O'Toole

An alter-ego of sorts. One who no longer cares about order, only chaos. If there is a drink present, Dave O'Toole will find it. If there is an ego present, Dave O'Toole will smash it.

Just heard there was a Dave O'Toole sighting at Peachtree Tavern. I'm staying in tonight boys.

by Kiirbstomp February 10, 2021

Dirty Tolley

A stinky nonce you tries to date your underage family members

That's weird blad, you a Dirty Tolley or sommet?

by MrPilgrim101 April 1, 2020